How to Prepare for a Puppy
Pour cold apple juice on the carpet in several places and walk around barefoot in the dark.
Wear a sock to work that has had the toes shredded by the blender.
Immediately upon waking, stand outside in the rain and dark saying,
"Be a good puppy, go potty - now hurry up- come on, let's go!"
Cover all your best clothes with dog hair. Dark clothes must use white hair; light clothes must use dark.
Float some hair in your first cup of coffee in the morning.
Play "catch" with a wet tennis ball.
Run out in the snow/rain in your bare feet to close the gate.
Tip over a basket of clean laundry; scatter clothing all over the floor.
Leave your underwear on the living room floor
because that's where the puppy will drag it anyway...
especially when company is coming.
Jump out of your chair shortly before the end of your favorite TV program
and run to the door shouting "NO, NO! DO THAT OUTSIDE!"
Miss the end of the program
Put chocolate pudding on the carpet in the morning;
don't clean it up until you get home from work in the evening.
Gouge the leg of the dining room table several times with a screwdriver...
it's going to get chewed on anyway.
Take a warm and cuddly blanket out of the dryer and immediately wrap it around yourself.
this is the feeling you will get when your puppy falls asleep on your lap
Deposits are required to hold a puppy. Deposits are $200.00 & NON-REFUNDABLE, if you should decide not to take the puppy.
Once I receive your payment, I will change your puppies status to "sold". Puppy must be paid for in full, prior to picking him/her up or to being shipped. I accept Money Orders, Paypal or Bank Cashier Checks. You can make your deposit on a debit/credit card. Please keep in mind that if you are paying by paypal, that there is a 3% handling fee, Which I am charged. I will need to recieve final payment prior to making reservations to fly puppy to it's new home.
All puppies come well socialized, loved and pre-spoiled. They also are vet checked, have their puppy shots started at 6 weeks of age, de-wormed starting at 4 weeks of age, a health guarantee, . I also include lots of information as well as unlimited support for you & your puppy.
Shipping is an additional $350.00, which includes crate, health certificate, air fare...I will take care of all the bookings. If the weather does not permit us to fly your baby home Safely, We will consider bringing it to you within a reasonable distance or meeting you part way, however we would need to be reimbersed for the cost of our gas. You are also welcome to come pick your puppy up.